I was told this was

the way to a man’s heart:

 

  1. Put on an apron and tie up your hair.
  2. Lock yourself in the kitchen for hours on end.

 

  1. Take out a loaf of bread, and slice it in two.
  2. Spread the butter inside, nice and even on all sides.
  3. Put the lettuce, the tomatoes, one on top of another.
  4. Add their choice of meat; ham, bacon, or chicken.
  5. And then slide everything into the toaster oven.

 

  1. Serve them the sandwich while it’s nice and hot.
  2. Keep quiet as they go on about their day.
  3. Clean up when they’re done.

 

It is their world, after all.

You are but a woman.

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